Hackers swarm server, but tireless geeks reclaim lost cyber-tory

Eunicetoday.com and other internet sites operated by Louisiana State Newspapers were victims over the weekend of cyberterrorists who apparently confused LSN with NSA on their keyboard and as a result crashed the host servers.
Ordinarily, attacks from hackers located outside the domestic United States are repealed by electronic guards called firewalls, but in this case the villains created a way to work through, around and over the walls.
Consequently, they, through their electronic robots, bombarded the LSN host server with incoming signals, much like ants swarming a newly captured queen’s domain.
Geeks worked feverishly around the clock from Saturday onward to retake the captured cyberspace from the invaders.
The fact that you are reading this confirms that the invaders have been cast out and the space is again ours.
Oo-rah!